quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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