"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
