I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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