You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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