I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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