How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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