i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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