Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He did a backflip because drugs
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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