Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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