I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
we're making bets on your personal life
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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