he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
