remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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