I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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