So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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