You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
