17 year olds will be the death of me.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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