At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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