I feel like I'm in dance class right now
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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