Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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