Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm just crazy horny about you
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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