WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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