Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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