I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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