all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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