the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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