How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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