why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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