i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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