Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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