I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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