I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize