It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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