So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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