Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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