capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize