i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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