: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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