Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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