genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Come see our sink grown plant.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
