Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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