Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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