i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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