well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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