i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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