Small penises have feelings too.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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