You really coming over, don't trick.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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