before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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