I hate all girls vehemently.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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