We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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