Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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