I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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