Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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