And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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